"I've been stuck in this cells for years, but I never did anything wrong! I'm nothing more than a little clown who misses his friends and family. Please, free me from this awful cell!"

free him?

> fuck no
> maybe just for a minute

taranza says: never trust a clown

YOU FOOL, HE IS SEALED FOR OUR PROTECTION. YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE CHAOS YOU HAVE UNLEASHED UPON OUR WORLD

RESEAL HIM IMMEDIATELY.

Good...you are wise to keep him sealed. If you had freed him...well, let's just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore. A great chaos would be unleashed.

Enough clownery.

✦SELAH THE FOOL✦

ayo my names Selah, im 16, and i never shut up ever. im a forgetful dumbass and i make way too many clown jokes, but i promise im nice and am trying my best!

ext. | kin town | my gf | favs | dfi + pass

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Selah | 16 | She/Her | Chaotic Neutral | Lawful Dumbass
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the things i love most in this world are warioware, jesters, my cat, and my gf. i play 3ds games and switch games. ask me for my friend code for either and we can play smash or splatoon together sometime!
also, my name is pronounced say-luh, in case you're curious!

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Penny Crygor | Kasumi Toyama | Kumatora | Rosalina

doubles r cool for all of them

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my gf is erin (@umesagi)!!! she is the arisa to my kasumi. the dimentio to my luigi. the jacksepticeye to my markiplier. the komaeda to macklemore. not to be nsfw but i want to h*g her and k*ss her. smorch

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pssst.....hey! its me, marx! click here!

Ashley - Warioware

Dimentio - Super Paper Mario

Taranza - Kirby series

honorable mentions

lucas - mother 3
nia - xenoblade 2
froze - the gray garden
arisa ichigaya - bandori
susie - deltarune

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please don't follow if
you hate my gfyou regularly post hate about things i loveyou're heavily bothered by the mention of clowns (i mention them a lot as a joke, but i never post photos of irl clowns)
please tag (both photos and mentions of)...
lice/headlice (i need this one tagged the most)animal abuseeye horror
The password is "milky way wishes"

click here if youre bored and looking for an adventure

Marx has a message for you.

Hear him out?
> Yes
> Sure
> You Will.

marx says:

play warioware gold

taranza says: play warioware gold

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"Hey hey...Don't listen to Taranza. He's dumb and he's a coward! He can't be trusted. He'll probably eat your toes off if you continue trusting him. Release me and we'll get him together!!!"

> trust marx
> trust taranza

taranza says: for the love of god please keep him sealed

"thanks im gonna go destroy north america"

taranza says: motherfucker i told you to keep him sealed

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thank you human...you have earned my trust. but...i....i have to tell you a secret.
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...
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but promise you wont tell anyone, okay?

> I won't tell.

i actually have legs......do you...like them?

> Yes.
> No.

thank you human....